Ports Thoughts sought sauce. What was left? Nought.

Mr Ports and Ali are big fans of Dragons Den. This, obviously, led them to buy a lovely bottle of Reggae Reggae Sauce.

Now, normal people would try a little bit on the side of the plate. Then they'd splash a bit on a kebab or chicken breast and cook it up. They might even try a bit of dipping. But not Mr Ports and Ali. Oh no.

Mr Ports and Ali decided to marinade some chicken pieces in the contents of AN ENTIRE BOTTLE. As Mr Ports tell us, quite matter-of-factly, via email:

"Yes we marinaded the chicken in a full bottle of Reggae Reggae Sauce and then cooked it up. Two generous portions."

We'd commend the brevity (that dish must've been hot!) but we urge you not to try this at home. With the news of the closure of the Reggae Reggae Sauce factory and numerous reports of no stock in Sainsbury's stores throughout the UK, we all need to conserve sauce in case of drought.

Be careful people!